The Federation of Reformed Rin Litandtopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Viren Crothers with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.062 billion Reformed Rin Litandtopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weirhan. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Reformed Rin Litandtopian economy, worth 648 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,705 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, trains and passengers alike are often late, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), and right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reformed Rin Litandtopia's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rin's Cult.

Reformed Rin Litandtopia is ranked 11,276^th in the world and 5^th in Absolution for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,239.13 on the Gilded Widget Scale.